harry fucking styles pisses me off with his stupid cute face and his stupid cute hair and his stupid stupid smile don’t touch me
(via fuck1dgetmoney)
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
it was happy then it got sad and then it got happy again
(via shippingbullshitisbravery)
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
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can someone make this a bumper sticker
(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby, via blowmeharry)
do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space
(via blowmeharry)
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
(via heres-my-guide-to-being-alone)
THIS GUY IS REALLY SWEET WHY ISN’T HE MY BOYFRIEND YET
(via blowmeharry)
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(via peterpanandlarry)
but like he doesn’t just move his hips like Liam and Niall
he adds a fucking tiny thrust in there. Experienced hips is all I’m saying
and Harry is luccccccccccky just grind on each other already for christ’s sakehips dont lie
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there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle, via peterpanandlarry)
